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The heavenly brand of pure Russian vodka
I could really use a shot of Smirnoff
The act of placing a Smirnoff Ice in one’s anus, removing said Ice, then lunging to one knee and chugging the Ice.
Jesse had to Rusty Smirnoff Jessica after Christopher inappropriately caught Jesse off guard with a an icing worthy of rustiness.
Hey Vladiir!
SHUT UP SHIT CYKA BLYAT YOU ARE TALKING WITH VLADIMIR SMIRNOFF
When you’re complaining about something another person says and/or does and respond with the same sentiment from your own perspective.
“Carl’s always saying horrible, violent, insensitive, anti-gay and homophobic sh*t. I wish he would die in an AIDS fire.”
“Dude, Carl’s a huge d*ck but you’re totally pulling a Yakov Smirnoff here.”