LA Smog

When an individual takes their rusty trombone and covers it in a layer of chalk, proceeding to then be involved in the sexual act of anal intercourse. The female then passes gas in the face of the male, thus resembling the choking and blinding smog of Los Angeles, California.

I cannot see or breathe after that LA smog last night.

smog check

Snorting cocaine out of a woman's asshole.

Hey Ox why is your face covered with coke?
I just gave Angela a smog check!

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Smog check

When you're tossing someone's salad and they toot in your mouth

I was eating Karen's butthole and

she gave a smog check.

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smog whisperer

someone who drives a gas guzzling car and is so super obsessed with it, that you can tell just by how they talk.

girl #1: yeah my boyfriend owns a hummer, did u know that? awww soooooo dreamy!
girl #2: everyone knows that, he's such a smog whisperer! how could you like a guy like that?

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pass the smog

to fart.

damn Doug, what the hell did you eat?" "Yeah, I pass the smog"

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LA Smog

A hookah move for people who can not blow smoke rings, french inhale, or ghost the hookah smoke.

Dan: "Dude watch this, totally can blow smoke rings"
Pete: "Haha, thats nothing I can totally LA Smog that hookah"
Dan: "What the heck is that?"
Pete: (picks up hose and smokes hookah)
Pete: (exhales the smoke)
Pete: "Its where a person doesn't know how to do anything but exhales the smoke"
Dan: "You would"

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Golden Smog

The insult-name used for a bass player of a now-defunct Worcester band, Rock Ave.

And YOU!! You'd be NOTHING without me...you friggin' Golden Smog!

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