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A blow job.
Originally nicknamed by my boyfriend and me for.... no apparent reason, really.
I believe it's time for your smoothie....
Ooer....
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n. cleanly or freshly shaven cock and balls
I just got done shavin' my dong so that I could give my gf a smoothy tonight.
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Its a drink made up of the semen of 3 young chads.
Moe: Hey! Did you hear about the drink Jack, Mike and Adam made?
Sophia: No, what is it?
Moe: It's a smoothie!
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Anytime when you beat your opponent in the Madden football game by a score of 21 - 0. As soon as the score reaches 21 - 0, the game is officially over because your opponenet has littler or no chance of ever winning.
Player 1: "Man, you play like you have two left thumbs. I just smoothied you three games straight. If I keep beating you, I am going to force you to retire those crummy Bengals. "
Player 2: "I am going to bet you next game. I have the Eye of the Tiger now."
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When a persons genitilia is neither penis or vagina, just smooth skin. Probably no hair either. Otherwise known as a eunich.
Dude, did you see that guy? He had such a smoothy, man Marty isn't gonna believe this!
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When, at least, two guys (or more) jerk off into a cup and mix it around.
"Haha, Jake, Nick, and Alex all jerked it into a cup and made a smoothie!" - Nick
"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe
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When a male takes a dump then pees in a girls mouth, then the girl swallows it then throws it back up into the guys mouth.
Rodger likes mary very much, so the made a smoothie.
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