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Smug Twat
Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.
I wish Charles would shut up about that wind up earlier.
I know, he is a real smug twat.
1. When one acts smug even when they look or act ridiculous.
Vanessa Hudgens is a Smug Vagina so much so that even in her nude pictures she looks smug.
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The action of collecing sweat on the pawn of the hand from a person's crotch. After collecting the sweat then wiping it in their partner's face.
Thats quite a smug mug you got.
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- One who
1. Believes, and practices the belief that he is inherently superior to others, esp. with musical playing ability.
2. Often uses a large amount of jargonic terminology to baffle people, which in turn gives them intense feelings of self satisfaction.
3. Can act as a group, where one is seen at gigs with other smug cunts, folding their arms, nudging each other and making inside remarks about the band performing.
1. Some Guy: "So anyway, what's so bad about his drumming?"
Smug Cunt: "I think it's bad because he plays messily and his technique is horrible. He simply plays too much fast stuff with an excessive amount of snare drum. His drumming is absent of control, and he is not particularly dynamic. He just doesn't take drumming seriously."
Some Guy: "Ok, fair enough. Heard of Mike Portnoy?"
Smug Cunt: "What a stupid question. Of course I have, I'm an experienced drummer"
2. Smug Cunt: "So how would you rank his drumming?"
Some Guy: "Well, I don't really know anything about drums. He's pretty good, I suppose he's quite fast"
Smug Cunt: "Oh really? Well I think it's typical of young drummers thesedays. They try to drum incredibly fast but are oblivious to how sloppy they are. I doubt he has any sense of precision or finesse, let alone groove."
Some Guy: "... (He hasn't even met/heard this drummer yet)"
3. Smug Cunt 1: *nudges* "That bird on guitar is as horrible as she sounds"
Smug Cunt 2: "Oh definitely, definitely"
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Someone who's pleased with themselves.
Couples who insist on jogging everywhere together are 98% more likely to be “smug pricks” compared to their single jogging counterparts who are just 33% as likely to be the same
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A person who considers themselves superior to others because they are obeying the isolation rules more strictly than necessary. May call the police if feeling particularly iso-smug and believes that a nearby person may be breaking the rules.
James and Will haven’t left their house since the first case of Coronavirus broke. They won’t even go for a walk. They look down on people who take short walks around the block for exercise. They’re so iso-smug.
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Cyclists appearing from nowhere, who pass the cars which have already stopped for a red light.
Driver: 'I did the decent thing and stopped on amber, only to forsake the next light because I was blocked by a gazillion Smug Ninjas, who turned-up before I could break away'
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