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smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

by marc March 14, 2005

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smurf

when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"

"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"

by Dick-slap-dave April 29, 2008

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smurf

Another Word For Bitch

Aww... Jeff you spilt my drink you Smurf

by Aakell May 10, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

A smurf is a person that is very small, for example a midget.

The word Smurf is from a comic and television franchise centered on a group of extremely small blue fictional creatures called Smurfs.

so when you call someone a smurf it indicates that your calling them very small aka midget but you say smurf because it sounds better ;)

look at that little smurf bitch

by scottydosentknow April 20, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

Pet name for "BIG blue gel vibrator"

by quechee gorge August 20, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

Known person of an internet community who creates a new avatar for the purpose of doing the following things while being unknown.

1) To have fun picking on people
2) To keep the reputation of their main avatar intact
3) To be left alone
4) To remove themselves from any bias that the community might have on their main avatar

Mike started smurfing on my forum.

by Mordan April 23, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf

The best Utopia kingdom around.

Smurfs are better than Pansies

by Da Smurf August 20, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž