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The act of sitting in a half full bath tub with an erection so only the head of the penis protrudes through the water. Catch a house fly and tear the wings off. Place the de-winged fly on the head of the penis, it will be unable to fly or swim away. Allow the fly to walk around stimulating the penis to orgasm.
Alan was a real sick ticket he was always getting caught fly snooking.
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Pansy-snook is someone who is so annoying/obnoxious, you want to smack them as soon as they enter the room.
Etymology:
pansy |ˈpanzē|
2 informal offensive an effeminate man.
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snook 2 |snʊk| |snuːk|
noun (in phrase cock a snook) informal chiefly Brit.
place one's hand so that the thumb touches one's nose and the fingers are spread out, in order to express contempt
Man, that Gunther kid is such a pansy-snook, I can't stand him.
The snook brigade was in full force finding guerrilla juiceheads.
When you take a girl's virginity with no type of birth control, then immediately ditch the broad (and make her walk home) to hang out with your friends.
Mike: Hey I totally just fucked Kira and made her walk home! It was her first time ahahah!
Friend: Boy mike, using the snook manuever
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(n) Toilet: a fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate or defecate, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank.
"Liz heard the toilet flush"
(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.
“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”
This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
KJ: “Oh shit, Don Rickles just died.”
SCOTT: long pause “...Good”
ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”
CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
Noun - a word that describes someone you care about, ex: my baby
Thats just my pook a snook right there!
Condition caused by the release or repeated release of Snook (Centropomus spp.); causing abrasions to the hand especially the thumb.
Trevor: We sure caught a lot of Snook today in the 10,000 Islands.
Mike: Ya its too bad Jay could not be here, he would have the worst snook thumb.
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