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Skiing is ten times cooler than snowboarding, snowboarders lick my nuts, and they suck ass. Alexa is cool though.
The skier knocked the shit out of the fag on the snowboard
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Well phat person has dope steez!
sport ever!
That snowboarder has dope steez- he has cool clothes
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Snowboarding is a extreme sport that would be better off with out skiers people may ask how but we would have snowboard patrol anyways snowboarders can pull off 1440s switch backside shift doulbe indy method tweaked japan air quad back flip off 40ft jumps unlike skiers we also have style and swag
Horgasam is a good snowboarder movie
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A term used in anger against someone for any of the following reasons:
1: They are on a snowboard whilst being a dick.
2: They are on a snowboard and acting like they own the whole mountain.
3: They are on a snowboard.
It's pretty easy to say this at just about anyone on a snowboard, because a large amount of snowboarders act like dicks. But sometimes, on the rarest of purple moons, the snowboarder may turn out to be a kind and considerate person. This, however, will not defeat slope discrimination.
Guy 1: "Look at that asshole. Going off those jumps, thinking he's so cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah... Fuckin snowboarder."
*Skier crashes into Snowboarder from behind*
Skier: "God dammit, you fucking cunt!! Get out of the way and pay attention next time!!"
Bystander: "Fucking snowboarder!!"
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Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.
Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.
the snowboard metro is a snowboarder that must have the newest color puked gear looking like they just stepped out of the snowboard shop they spend the majority of a gondola ride telling everyone how sick or dope that rail was
sitting in the gondola next to the guy with the neon yellow blue green purple pink and brown jacket. "how's you day going?" "bro I just stomped a corked 360 off that up down rail siiiiiicccccckkkk." thinking to myself man will i be glad when the snowboard metrosexual goes back to black
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