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The act of inserting one's penis into a vagina without thrusting. There must be no movement once the penis is inserted. Any movement after insertion will nullify the soak.
I was given an excellent Amish soak by Molly however I sneezed and the soak ended with a cream pie.
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term often used when you have special dreams involving a special someone, Shrek. this can also be used to explain a life filled with Shrek energy.
I'm hoping for some Shrek soaked dreams tonight
Same as are you nuts, or are you crazy
Said when someone is going over the top with what they are saying, (when they boost or just to much)
Mary: This is EASY!! Sarah: Are you soaked?
Teacher: Today we are reading 187 pages. Student 1: Is she soaked Student 2: she must be
Bob: I am better than Michael Jordan: Bill: ok, your soaked
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The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.
Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already
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When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.
I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.
The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.
Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.
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The act of penetrating a girl while in missionary or cow girl positions with no thrusting or moving involved. Soaking for no longer then 5 minutes.
Mostly apart of Mormonism.
Paul: me and Susan was dick soaking yesterday.
Susan: A dick soak is not worng because its not sex.
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An old soak is someone who drunks a lot. Slang word for "alcoholic".
His father is always drunk... He's an old soak!
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