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Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.

Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.

by pilotguy October 4, 2011


sofa face

A face you would like to sit on

Laura: She has a sofa face
Kyle: Wtf is sofa face?
Laura: A face I'd like to sit on :)

by KillerKy January 17, 2016


busted sofa

A large woman that has several fat rolls. The reason they are called busted sofa's is because they wear skin tight clothing.

Christian Carson is a busted sofa

by moma March 28, 2003

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busted sofa

a term originating from Portadown N.I referring to womans well used vagina and it's outer hairy flaps showing it's pertruding stuffing just like a bare camel toe. {blurt, snatch, quim)

She'd an arse like a bag of spuds with a busted sofa at the front.

by Graham Wilgaus August 31, 2006

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swag on the sofa

A term used when a man has good looks with two or more women next to him on a couch and or sofa.

Can also be used as a greeting or interjection to another homie.

" Yo man, Nick has got swag on the sofa tonight."

"yo swag on the sofa bro"

by Soapy sapone September 28, 2013

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University of Sofa

1.A generic college
2.A term for any imaginary place
3.The United states. USofA = U Sofa

1. Bob was rejected by The Ivy league college, so he went to
University of Sofa

2. Fred was drinking heavily, and thus believed he was at
U Sofa

3. Welcome to The University of Sofa!

by Jeeven January 11, 2008

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Sofas Revenge

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.

Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)

by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009

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