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A person who plays softball in leagues is over the age of 30.
This person keep stats on themself every year and will wear a uniform even if it isn't provided.
They will dive for a play even if it isn't a close one and hope somebody watches them make the great play.
You keep stats every year you play and will show them off to your friends.
You have your own bag that holds your bat, glove, towels, eye wear, etc.
You have seperated your shoulder on a ball hit by Wendy the receptionist.
Savio is the ultimate softball guy. He has been sending me his stats on softball for the last 8 years.
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The best sport ever to play. A team of dedicated, tough, bas ass girls with great bodies. We're not all lesbians, some of us are very feminine outside of practice. It trakes grit and patience.
"Oh my god, those fastpitch softball girls are so hardcore they practice in the snow!"
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Softball girls are usually gorgeous, thicc, and down to earth. Also sometimes thought to be lesbians.
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Typically super hot girls best position is catcher she’s the hottest and usually pretty sassy and very loveing of there team mates
Softball players are supper hot
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The law all softball players go by (and yes I mean the sport!) The law states that once a softball player, always a softball player and NEVER a c- ch- CHEERLEADER! Cheerleaders are softball players enimies.
Blond 1: So at like cheerleading rite...
Softball player 1: Did she just say the c word?
Blond: (looking confused as always) Whats so wrong with like cheerleading?
Softball player 2: (ignoreing cheerleader; to softball player) Calm down, shes too stupid to relize what she said.
SBP1: Its the softball law. Once a softball player, always a softball player and never a cheerleader.
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hey Kelly don't forget the lube, we are going to need it for our softball meeting
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A person who's legs look like they've been filled with softballs.
"Hey Nerdman, nice softball legs!"
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