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Stinky Software

Embedded firmware which was designed quickly and cheaply, causing erratic and unpredictable behavior. Examples include a DVD player which needs to be unplugged after it locks up, a cellular phone which has to be rebooted after it refuses to respond, or a hotel elevator which stops at the wrong floor.

The bus driver informed us that the automated announcements occasionally provide the wrong information. I told him, "Sounds like you have stinky software."

by The Mad Photographer February 13, 2020


writes software

to engage in homosexual activity

i'm pretty sure that guy writes software.
do you think he's a software engineer?

by aml June 25, 2004

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software engineer

A person that programs software.

Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.

by Nicolai January 25, 2004

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software burnout

When you get sick of endless unnecessary software updates.

I've got a major case of software burnout. Just as I learn CS3, they came out with CS4. They're just trying to make more money.

by tommco December 14, 2009

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software paternalism

A software design problem where user decisions subordinate to defaults selected by the architect. Oftentimes, the user is thought to be too incompetent or stupid to use the software but truthfully, there is a lack of interest in allowing the program to be flexible.

Compare to droolproof paper -which is the case when something is designed so dumbed down that it adversely affects the functionality.

Apple products are terrible in general because they suffer from software paternalism.

by CoveredInCatHair February 17, 2014

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Radeon Software

pros:
Anti-Lag(fancy way of keeping your fps from spiking)
Radeon Boost(works in some games)
Radeon Image Sharpening(if you want play 720p on a 1080p monitor for performance reasons)

cons:
Black screens
BSODs
Crappy UI
Stability issues
AMD link being unreliable

Missing parameters

Roses are red

Display got stuck

What the hell Lisa Su

Why Radeon Software suck

by SuperUnicums February 17, 2020

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arrow software

a company that specializes in the intricate implication of qbasic solution for every personal and business machine.

Arrow Software: What would you like us to reprogram today?

by drew gates May 7, 2003

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