south park

1.A big empty basin in Colorado with nothing for miles around.
2. A show on Comedy Central created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone which shows a awesome town there instead.

Me: You know, no one actually lives in South Park.
Other Guy: Shut Up! I know it's real!

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South Park

The best TV show ever made.
Anyone who doesn't like South Park either
1. Hasn't watched it
or
2. Is a complete and utter retard fag

Cartmen:*To Stan* Maybe we can't find heaven because someone is a J-O-O
Kyle: GODDAMNIT CARTMEN!

South Park > Simpsons

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South Park

The best show ever made
It makes fun of society, in a purely genius way. They creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, are possibly the most clever guys to ever exist.
South Park is the best show to ever exist. And it's the best that ever will exist.

South Park Quotes~

Cartman: I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.
-Tonsil Touble
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Kyle: Dude, you have *sex* with *children*.
Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.
Kyle: Seriously.
-NAMBLA episode
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south park

yay south park!!

the best episode was the aspen episode

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south park

The reason I have cable.

South Park Quote:

Jesus: "Quick, I need to know how to kill a giant stone Abraham Lincoln?"

Moses: "Um.............with a giant stone John Wilkes Boothe?"

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south park

the most kick ass show ever created, if you havent bought the first season ond dvd yet this would be your ultimate bible

cartman- god kitty you are such a f*cking dill doe
cartmans mom (the dirty slut)-well then i no a special kitty kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight

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South Park

Good Show.
Stan is the man.
Kyle is not as cool as Stan.
Kenny is cool because he dies alot.
Cartman,what can I say about Cartman that won`t take up this whole page?
SEXY BEAST!!

"Only 12 hours until the season premier of South Park'
"If this South Park marathon lasts until 5a.m. we`re gonna need some more coffee"

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