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Spatula feet

The sound your dog makes with its long nails walking on tile, or some hard flooring.

Kaluha, please stop walking around with your spatula feet,Iโ€™m trying to sleep!

by Sirhubert December 13, 2019


Spatula face

A person that is nice and friendly on one side, but flips to mean and nasty when they don't get their way.

He acted professional to everyone, but some spatula face still talked shit about him behind his back.

by Lezzbar April 26, 2017


spatula hands

the term for someone who cant catch a football

chad jackson tried to catch the pass from tom brady, but dropped it because he has spatula hands

by Jemal clarke November 27, 2006

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The Spatula Man

the person who wields the coolest spatula

i have the coolest spatula therefor i am the spatula man

by Poo man November 19, 2003

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construction spatula

Any "tool" used by a homeowner during renovations that was never meant for construction. ie., using a pancake turner to remove old ceramic floor tiles.

We finally had to call a contractor to finish the kitchen because my husband ain't Tim the Tool Man and his construction spatulas ain't tools!

by cjc1 October 27, 2007

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golden spatula

To piss on one's tongue before dragging it thru their ass

My ass itches will you give me a golden spatula?

by Little PP Willie July 1, 2015

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Spatula

Polite alternative to "spastic" (as a childish insult).

"Oh you fucking ...spatula!"

by Alex C W January 15, 2008

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