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Speedy McGribble

In the sport golf, to deny taking a driver from a caddy and then request a 3 or 5 wood. Just attempting a prove your caddy wrong pcw.

You've been Speedy McGribbled!

by that NCC caddy July 29, 2011


Speedy Screwer

Refers to someone who can repeatedly fuck someone over and over again without losing stamina. Speedy refers to the sheer fastness of which the fucking is carried out, and screwing refers to the fucking itself.

Mike is referred to as a “Speedy Screwer” because he is said to have fucked a girl 50 times in one night.

by Ray Peest February 16, 2022


a speedy sped

a sped that will outsmart you in every way

"is that a speedy sped?"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022


speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

by SomethingRemotelyFunny May 24, 2018


Speedy Noodle

A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.

"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."

by mortymer April 22, 2018


Speedy McJesus

Basically it means that your fast as hell, like Ricky Bobby.

Boy that Kenyan's as fast as Speedy McJesus.

by Black Ass Mofo July 26, 2011


Speedy Softer

A Slang Term For Someone With Erectile Dysfunction

Girl 1:I regret marrying John

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: He's a "speedy softer"

by sdaawdeasfdwa September 29, 2020