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When your girlfriend won't give it to you so you jerk off all day for seven days straight. At the end of the week the trickle of watery diluted cum is called splooge. This is not to be confused with Scrooge who was some cheap ass mother fucker. Also not to be confused with Squooge which is when you cornholing a woman you pull out and shoot all over her back and then use a squeegie to clean her off. If she's a real Slooge she will then lick the squeegie clean.
Baby, how long you going to hold out...I'm down to my last drop of Splooge!
"Dude this girl splooged all over my face when I went down on her"
Semen coming from a man’s penis
Bro, I totally got splooge all over my car after hanging out with here
A term for a female orgasm. It is both a verb and a nounYou just sploooooge. This term is erroneously applied to men, but these people are wrong! Just like only women can menstruate, only women can splooge. Simply put, splooge is to women what jizz is to men...
When I'm with my bf, it's always a splooge fest for me.
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To ejaculate.
Mary was sucking my dick and I splooged into her mouth, then she gagged and spat it out onto my stomach, what a bitch!
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A mixture of male and female saliva, sweat, and sexual secretions. Often the result of sticky, sweaty, nasty, unprotected hardcore sexual activities
My sheets are stained with splooge.
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pronunciation: s-puh-luge
noun - the leftover liquid found at the bottom of beer cans, bottles, drink cups and glasses (alcoholic beverages only).
alternative meaning - (noun) the contents of the liquid emitted from sex that makes up the contents of the "wet spot".
Word Origin - Petey's Basement, Edmonton, AB - 2006
"Here's an empty Tim Horton's cup. Throw the splooge in there from all of the empties."
"Don't drink from the splooge cup, even if there are no butts in it."
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