circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

Nepo spouse

Receiving a position or benefits you are wildly unqualified for, solely due to your marital relations.

Is Hillary still trying to run for President? She’s such a nepo spouse.

Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.

Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!

Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.

I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.

Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.

Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.

Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.

Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath

House Spouse

A non-gendered partner who stays at home like a traditional housewife

I'm non-binary dude i can be your house spouse