The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.
"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
A large terrifying truck driver. Squatchโs are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatchโs have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatchโs are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.
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A Sasquatch that tends to make its home in aquatic locations. This type of Sasquatch can most likely be found in the midwest but also along the East Coast and sometimes even wandering into public pool areas. The Scubba-Squatch tends to make dams like beavers but much larger because of its massive size and strength. The Scubba-Squatch is the most deadly of all aquatic Sasquatch.
Get off my diving board you damn Scubba-Squatch!
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a filthy sasquatch. typically a female.
god, i want to thrash that stomp squatch. she's such a dirty whore.
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when a lady has a shaved vagina but hairy armpits
dang, Willow, nice Oregon half-squatch.
A anal bead that jumps around inside peoples asshole when put in this is the newest way to masterbate better then vibrators dildos and other fucked up shit!
Oh oh ohohohohohohohoohoohohohooh thise squatching frog beads feel so good!
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