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When thigh fat is visibly squished in by stockings or long socks. The uncovered part of the thigh will look thiccer than the covered part making it look like the thigh is "squished." Thigh squishes often appear on anime/hentai school girl characters.
If you have a thigh fetish, seeing a thigh squish will probably make you go crazy.
Squish that cat
All you need to know
Is to
SQUISH
THAT
CAT
And you just gently squish 'em.
That's not comfortable for the cat
Or, that safe to be honest with you
You can just throw a towel on the cat
And squish 'em with a towel,
Or you can do this scooper upper thing
Football carry just like that
Butt in your hand
And you SQUISH em tight to your body
You know, SQUISH them against your body.
And there we go, we just made friends
With this wonderful lil' cat.
Look at that face
LOOK AT THAT FACE
Squishing is your best friend
When you're dealing with a cat.
You just lean over, squish them nice and tight,
Then again, I'm SQUISHING them into myself
We always squish that cat.
Person 1: Do you prefer to squish that cat with a towel, or by giving them a lil' football carry?
Person 2: I prefer to squish my cat with a towel! How about you?
Person 1: I enjoy giving my cat a lil' football carry.
Person 2: Wow, I love meeting people with different preferences! Thank you for politely joining me in this 100% natural and non-scripted conversation!
Person 1: You're welcome, it was a pleasure analyzing different methods of squishing a cat with you!
noun - euphemism for necrophilia.
Dungeon Master: "The adventuring party has arrived at a particularly decrepit cemetery; the earthy aroma of putrescence wafts fleetingly around you."
Orifice the Belligerent: *Starts digging*
Other Party Members: "Goodness, not the cold squish again. "
Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....
I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.
When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.
God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.
Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me
Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.
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The dropping of the nut sack on any surface creating a sound similar to a fap
I took wills phone and did squish bug on it.
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When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.
I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.
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