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Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.
I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.
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The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.
Yo, that bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a Scooter Strudel!
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The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.
"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."
"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"
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When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
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The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.
Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"
Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."
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A delicious breakfast pastry, covered in the surgery honeydew of nirvana and filled with the blissful tastes of everlasting pleasure.
Also: something you, yes, YOU, will never ever get.
You: O! Me WANTZ Slye's Strudel NOAWZ!!!
Slye, owner of Strudel: No, YOU NOES HAZ STRUDELZ!!!
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The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.
"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"