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Stuffed Turtle

When a man allows his penis to invert inside his body and a woman uses a strap on dildo (or a man uses his erect penis) to penetrate the whole created by the inverted penis.

I'm so cold honey, quick give me the stuffed turtle before its too late!

by roboatse January 15, 2011


stuffed ottertard

A passionate devotee of taxidermy whose favorite piece is his stuffed otter.

It seems on the edge of deranged the way that stuffed ottertard takes that thing everywhere, even to bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019


Stuffed Mushroom

Taking your mega-huge raging boner and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking out.

Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.

(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)

Did you see what Jessica was wearing today? I had to stuff mushroom it through my entire presentation!

Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!

I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!

by J Westeezy July 6, 2008

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stuffing the cat

Another expression used for sex. The cat resembles the vagina, or pussy, and stuffing it means the dick going in and out of it.

Last night I was stuffing the cat with Laquisha ;)

by RoygbivbronyA02 December 23, 2015

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Stuffing the Pipe

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs over your shoulders and perform anilingus while simultaneously reaching around her leg and fingering her gspot in a downward motion.

I walked in on him and Chris's cousin and he was stuffing the pipe!

by Artemis2 January 22, 2010


Stuffing the Clam

When the vagina is jam packed full of a male reproductive organ and the woman cries out from the over abundance of cock being stuffed in between her vaginal walls

Friend: What did you do last night?

Little White girl: I went out with this guy named Dyonte

Friend: How did that go?

Little White girl: We went to dinner and later that night I invited him to my place, and he kept stuffing the clam so fucking hard last night!! It was non-stop

by Dyonte Long Dong October 26, 2012


cuffed and stuffed

To be arrested by being handcuffed and placed rudely into a police car.

Ben: "What happened to Steve last night?
Gil: "Steve was caught with some blow on him, and he was cuffed and stuffed. He's getting out on bail later today."

by Christopher Graham February 17, 2006

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