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June 15th Keydy will suck Anthony 🍆
Damn keydy it’s National dick sucking day, you know what that means
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It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there
National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking
Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...
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The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.
Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.
Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!
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The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.
Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
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August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking
Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed
Suck your cousins dick day
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Jared: What Day is it
Ruben: Suck your homies dick day
October 5th is suck your friends dick day. Go suck someone
Friend 1: Suck your friends dick day is coming up, lets participate!
Friend 2: ew no wtf