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When a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes.
As seen on SNL Weekend Update (City Correspondent, Stefon)
insert exact quote from SNL Human Suitcase
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1. Pooping in someone's suitcase and zipping it up so they are none the wiser until they arrive home.
Greg was a real douchbag on our trip to Napa, so I gave him a chocolate suitcase.
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A Baltimore Suitcase is performed when the woman is lying on her back with her hands under her thighs pulled tightly to her chest. The man is fucking her in the ass or pussy while wearing a condom. When he blows his load he leaves the condom inside.
I was cutting my girlfriend and accidentally gave her a Baltimore Suitcase...it took her two hours to get the bags unpacked.
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a "suitcase" made up of a garbage bag
His white trash idea of packing was throwing everything he owned into Saskatchewan suitcases
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Suitcase cereal is when you go on a trip and put Honey Nut Cheerios in a different suitcase..
That's guy puts his cheerios in a suitcase? I like that suitcase cereal
Someone who doesn't swing their arms while they're walking, but keeps them straight up and down, thus it looks like they're carrying suitcases.
Did you see that new secretary in the office? She would be totally hot if she didn't have a major case of suitcase arms.
A former resident of urban Chicago who has left and uses a garbage bag to store their belongings. Generally referring to poor urban residents who leave in search of a better life and cant afford a real suitcase.
"Damn dawg, this trick ass hoe is kicking me out of her apartment, let me grab my Chicago suitcase quick."
"Im sick of carrying this Chicago suitcase around, im gonna live with this trick ass hoe for a hot minute."