mexican sunglasses

When a man puts his testicles over the eyes of someone else who is sleeping at the time.

I can't believe you gave him mexican sunglasses last night!

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African Sunglasses

Like a tea bag, but pull your nuts over someone's eyes.
It's funnier if it's a black guy

My boyfriend gave me African sunglasses lastnight.

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italian sunglasses

the act of firmly placing your balls over your partners eyes like a pair of sunglasses.

"damn, i cant see shit through these italian sunglasses!"

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Sunglasses at night

good music from the 80's

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While, she's deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes
While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security
Has she got control of me?
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no
Oh no
I say
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I cry to you
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses

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pink sunglasses

Stretching your nutsack across a hot chicks face from ear to ear giving her pink sunglasses.

Jenny was wearing Titus's pink sunglasses.

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indian sunglasses

when you put your enormous balls on someones eyes.

I gave Aaron a sweet pair of indian sunglasses while he was passed out.

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Rehab Sunglasses

Sunglasses worn inside.

I saw three women in the supermarket wearing rehab sunglasses.

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