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We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.
When your Twitter account gets banned due to your own abusive and/or threatening behavior, but you blame your rightful suspension on “single-purpose hate accounts” and/or “weaponized trolls/digital soldiers” who are out to get you. Often a sign of deep paranoia and persecution complex.
The guy who reported me brags about being a single purpose hate account and rejoices in my inauthentic suspension.
The point when your chassis is so out of line, it hits a radiating frequency and you alternate between full jounce and rebound events
Man, you have so much suspension squabble I don’t know how you expect to take a woman out in that thing.
When you make her mad and she said she wont suck your dick.
"Yeah man, I pissed her off a few days ago and she put me on oral suspension."
A record suspension is the Canadian terminology for what is internationally known as a "pardon"; to suspend a criminal record means to remove it from public access. Record Suspension Services of Canada provides information and services for this process.
March 13, 2012
"I'm applying for a job and they're going to do a background check, I need to get a record suspension!"
An acronym for ass. Can be used against your parents as an excuse for being out after school, while also hinting them to what you were actually doing, if you're a honest boi :)
Mom: Why were you gone for so long?
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.