swagga fuck

verb.

1. the act of attempting to make oneself seem better than they actually are

2. buying too much of a staple of clothing to be "in" or as an attempt to get fucked by the ladies (or men, if you're gay - no disrespect)

Jon: Yo dude, Dylan just swagga fucked me in this text.
Dude: Whatchu mean?
Jon: he said "I am proceeding onward to the repository."
Dude: What the fuck? He totally just went on thesaurus.com and swagga fucked that whole sentence.

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Maurese: i be rockin' the skinnies mayn
Corey: those are so two weeks ago
Maurese: shit I just bought 12 pairs of these

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Swagga Jocka.

A person who got no taste so they take other people's swaggs.

Nicole is such a swagga jocka.!

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swagga-blaze

someone with so much swagger that they can give it away

I had to swagga-blaze my friend so he could get a girl

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Swagga Cracka

Instead of the term wigger or wankster, Swagga Cracka is used to describe white guys that try to be gangster and have swag or try to talk with every slang word possible to make himself sound even more "gangster".

-guy walks in with a backwards hat, pants saggin, fake chains, ginormous hoodie-

Person - "Dude... that guy is such a swagga cracka!"

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Swagga Land

another word for Bridgewater Massachusetts.

learn it, love it, live it.

"hey, wheres the party tonight?"
"SWAGGA LAND!"
"bridgewater."

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Swagga Hopper

someone who dresses like a gangster one day then the next like a skater then the next like a punk. etc.

that guy is a swagga hopper. He is always lookin different.

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Swagga Juice

The drink of Champions, Only certain people can get this drink, such as Charlie Sheen, Chuck Norris, and Snoop Dogg. One sip of this drink and your face will melt right off. It was made by Chinese scientist in the valleys of Carmen, San Diego. If you want to find this drink you'll have to die and come back to life to get it.

Swag, Juice, Jooce, Swagga, pimp, Swagga Juice

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