Any female predator lingering about bars and nightclubs (or house parties, uninvited) where they prey upon innocent, unwilling, and unfortunate young men who are too inebriated to save themselves from the impending rape at the clutches of a terrible fate. They are large, nasty, dirty, smelly and have no decent features at all. They have no self-respect or dignity, and do not have the decency to lay down and die.
Roughly three out of four carry at least one STD, but two of those do not show symptoms. At least one of every eight is actually a man with a tiny penis.
In no cases can a swamp donkey ever look good, even with the worst case of beer goggles.
Ways to remain safe include swamp out, aka wamp out.
While out on the town, a good, trustworthy wingman (or sober friend) to keep the group safe.
Swamp Donkey: also known as wamp or wamper.
I'm lucky I have wonderful friends or that Swamp Donkey may have snagged me!
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When you hit a baseball/softball very far usual a double,Triple or Home run
Damn he crushed the ball he hit a Swamp Donkey
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Stupid ugly broad you find lurking around bars near closing time, looking for drunk guys who didn't pick up any of the good looking fish and then are so wasted, that they end up being "picked up" by the disease infested mongrel also known as "Swamp Donkey".
Yo guy, i woke up this morning rolled over and found the biggest ugliest Swamp Donkey laying next to me, told me her name was jenny, then i smacked her, spat on her then threw her outside.
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Groupies, Sluts, Group of skanks that swarm the bars
"Dude, I need some poon, where's all the swamp donkeys?"
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Iβm baseball/softball it means when u hit a fucking bomb of someone usually a Homer,Triple or Double
Damn Ben Dover just hit a SWAMP DONKEY of Anna Bortion
Swamp Donkey is a term mainly used in baseball describing a very hardly hit ball.
βMan! I just hit a big swamp donkey!
An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks
That bitch looks like a swamp donkey!