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A florida whore who has been standing in the hot, humid sun and reeks of a hard day of work.
Ex. “Damn baby, bring your swampy whore ass self over here. Lemme get a discount for that stench”
A blowjob on a well ripened and funky dick.
I took this girl home from clubbing all night and she still gave me a swampy sucker
The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!
Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!
Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!
Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.
Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)
Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)
Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.
Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?
A swampy kooterbear is an extreamly moist odory vagina
Old nasty bitch down the block has a swampy kooterbear
That one dude who will literally put his dick in anything, whether it being a really unattractive girl or an actual swamp.
Damn I can't believe Joshua slept with that girl, He must have a real swampy cock!
Guys (or girls) who spend most of their time inside for the only reason being that they do not like going outside because of people, nature, or doing any sort of physical activity, they are rude and are bullies on the online world, but when it comes to real life, they are losers.
Susan: Wow, that dude daryl is a fucking swampie, I didn't even know he lived in that house and we've lived in the same neighborhood our entire lives !
John: He needs help.
Someone who grew up in or near a swamp land.
Timmy was born on swamp land, he's a proper Swampie.