swim

Someone Who Isn't Me. Most people use this abbreviation when telling some story about them doing something unsavoury, to avoid reprimand.

1337_R0xor: Last week Swim got wasted and burned down a bus shelter!!!!1

T3h_N00b: 1337!!!11

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SWIM

someone
who
isn't
me

commonly used to avoid self incrimination in contexts such as boards discussing drug use. also used in places where generally criminal acts are taking place. (not dissimilar to use of illicit drugs)

m is sometimes replaced with y (for you) wherein someone would be questioning another.

swim generally prefers mainlining to fix himself. also, how much does swiy pay a day to support his habit?

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swim with it

To embrace and fully accept the current circumstances as is, and go with the flow. To not fight something

"I really don't like this music, can we change it?"
"Nah dude, just swim with it."

Swimming

Constantly on the verge of being broke.

I can't imagine renting an apartment in Seattle and not swimming.

SWIM

Someone Who Isn't Me

SWIM decided to try candy flipping for the first time.

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SWIM

(noun) Acronym used by various types of characters when acquiring or sharing sensitive information without implicating themselves in whatever actual deed, act, event, or situation is being described or discussed. A troublemaker from day one who enjoys doing whatever it is that they do and more oftentimes than not SWIM is always involved in some kind of unsavory, dangerous or unlawful misdeed.

Beginning to look annoyed Nikki gazed at Jody who never seemed to shut up about how they knew Nikki had ripped off Gay Jesse in an alleged drug buy. Seeing his last bit of patience fall from him like a droplet of sweat Nikki shot back countering Jody’s claims and coming about as close as he was going to get as far as admitting such actions saying, “You need to mind your own business and go suck a dick or something….what you’re talking about…wasn’t me…I was with SWIM that night and Gay Jesse wouldn’t quit calling him, rushing the Fuck out of both of us…..SWIM got tired of the aggravation, turned his phone on silent and never looked back. SWIM started out with friendly intentions, but there’s only some much badgering a regular guy can take from an impatient sissy before he is forced to take action”. Nikki paused there, squinting at his accuser and ending with a hint of sorts, “Y’know what I mean”? Of course he didn’t cause the sissy was in deep thought about wanting to suck Nikki’s dick.

swim

Weaving in and out of traffic at high speeds

Fools out here thinking they can swim when they can barely doggy paddle