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When someone wears stupidly short trousers which are supposed to be full length.. that don't cover their shoes when standing up/walking.. and therefore the bottom of them swing around the ankle... showing the ankle/socks..
His trousers were too short they were swinging around the ankle.. someone call the Fashion Police and arrest this man for his ankle swingers
Commonly a result of Butt Munch
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Old definition: A social gathering intended for various couples to pair off and dance.
New definition: A social gathering specifically designed for various couples (male & female) to hook up and engage in sexual activities,ranging from a couple to a group of participants.
Aww man,my girlfriend left me!
You look like you could use some fun,drop by the swingers club,they're serving just what you need.
What do I do?
Just show up and mingle with the crowd,someone will invite you to join them.
Hookers?
Nah,normal people looking for some fun.
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It is a party mainly for people to get drunk and have sex. Usually random people show up and the party is often kept quiet from the public. Many people who are in relationships show up at swinger parties to 'swing' or enjoy a different style of sex. Orgies and group sex is very common at swing parties too.
Guy: I went to a swingers party to drink and fuck random girls that I'll never see again in my life.
Girl: Let's go to the swingers party across the road and have 12in cocks ploughed into our tight cherry pussies.
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An old man, typically a nursing home escapee, who stands on the streets of urban areas and swings his genitalia from side to side. When confronted by the cops, he usually runs away. A popular trend for the elderly in the South Eastern U.S.
Kid: Mommy what is that old man doing?
Mother: Look away Jimmy, it's a Street Swinger!
A person that defecates in a hot tub full of people. To poop in a hot tub. A piece of crap floating in the hot tub.
"Dude, last night me and some fine ladies was hanging out in the hot tub, when all of a sudden, one of them released a polish swinger!" "Why didn't you invite me over?"
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A person that represents someone (famous) to the point that they might as well be hanging off their nuts.
Kid 1: Oh I love 50 cent! Hes the best! I have all his cds, posters, clothes, everything!
Kid 2 to Kid 3: Yo, Kid 1 is one of the biggest nut swingers I've ever seen.
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A mood swinger, is a non-pregnant girl/boy who have on and off experienced mood's. One minute he/she would be laughing about something. Then randomly turn to a different mood never mess with a person. Who's a mood swinger
Jenny:Omg This is so much fun!
Crystal:Haha, I know!
Jenny:Omfg forget this -_-
Crystal:Dude what the hell?...Dude your such a MOOD SWINGER!
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