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Jaws Marrow Syndicate

A secret society at Gonzaga university with an initialization ritual requiring you bake a peanut butter cookie for a dog. (Have sex with a dog with peanut butter and make it orgasm?

Go to petco so you can pass our humiliation ritual the a ritual so sacred we name the society after it we call it the “Jaws Marrow Syndicate” or JMS for short.

by ramucus April 18, 2024


Symbolic Syndicalism

When one pretends to care about labour laws and workers' rights but does not know what needs to be done to actually achieve the actual dictatorship of the proletariat, a pathway to the creation of a society where the working class isn't oppressed.

Example, a private organization where bourgeoisie bosses are stealing their worker's labour claims that they are employee friendly because they follow the 40 hour work week guideline. That is an organization's symbolic syndicalism.

by goonercooker September 29, 2018


Doom Syndicate

Megamind’s old shitty team that could have been defeated if he shot them with the fucking de-hydration gun.

“What is the worst team in existence?”
The Doom Syndicate
“I meant hockey you twit

by CuppaDoe June 14, 2024


Washington Square Syndicate

This Syndicate founded in October 2022 in Savannah, GA in the unanimously voted best Square in the city, Washington Square. The first of its kind, a socially democratic syndicate that is not to be challenged or messed with. The Syndicate initially formed as an unorganized gang, and as their numbers and muscle grew, they’ve become an elite group of organized rabble rousers that seem to grow stronger by the day. Rumors have flew around Savannah since establishment, every one worse than the one before. Although one thing seems to be known, your pets are safe with the Washington Square Syndicate, you on the other hand… (dun dun dun)

While in its early days, the Syndicate is something this country has never seen before; potentially starting a movement of organized mobsters we haven’t seen since the early days of the Italian Mob.

If you are in Savannah, watch your back. If you end up near Washington Square: pray.

The Washington Square Syndicate is not to be messed with.

by Washington Square Syndicate October 8, 2022


Scrambled-Letter Syndicate

The alphabet mafia, the initialism institution.

The LGBTQAI+ community.

James: man twitter is a mess, any time you disagree with one community, they jump on you and call you a bigot

David: let me guess, the conspiracy theorists or the scrambled-letter syndicate?

by BurntBattleBagel June 18, 2024


Syndicate

An organization or collective.

Even the other criminals in his/her vicious and secret criminal syndicate weren't going to miss him/her, no matter what he/she convinced everybody to be true.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021


Syndicate

A land of funny memes, funky monkey fridays, misato mondays, seabass sundays, and also hunger games hosted weekly by ItsColdOutside

Me: Hey man have you ever heard of Syndicate before?
Rando: Nah bro Syndicate is cringe
Me: You should go die!

by cornlandian_fool April 5, 2023