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Sounds and awful lot like my thing don't it?
Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."
The act of destroying a laptop by opening it 360 degrees, causing the hinge to break (doesn't apply to x360 laptops)
I'm so sick of this fucking laptop, I'm putting it in tablet mode!
Time to put this laptop into tablet mode
The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.
Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.
A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone
Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.
Getting addicted to celebrity gossip
He almost inadvertently overdosed on Tabloids tablets and
Complained relentlessly about being Zonked out of celebracket.
A sex position where the man stands still in the bridge position on his bsck
and the woman rides him cowgirl position
12 yo kid on xbox: Ur mom
Me: I tableted your mom last night
The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.
"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."