Thomas Taft is an international kingpin. He is a worldwide vendor who sells anything. He had been known to Rob banks. He has shown his reputation throughout the region of Kent. He has many links. He is likely to be armed and dangerous.
Yo Thomas Taft was spotted ask for some cheese
Texas oilfield worker: Well in Texas, we do XYZ
Oilfield worker from everywhere else: TAFT
When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out. Usually used when trying to be a bit more discreet.
"I need you to bring me a change of pants. It was a taft."