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“What do you want to tell joe Biden right now” whats up baby take me out to dinner😫
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to jerk off among the Hungarian niggas
I've just taken out the rubbish. I've just jerked off.
I take out the rubbish. I jerk off.
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When you eat out of a Chinese bitch's pussy.
Yilin enjoyed my Chinese Take Out last night.
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Euphemism for take a dump.
I'll catch up with you later, I have to stop by the house and take out the trash.
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The action of eating a woman out while she is on her period. Blood may get into her public hair, and thus look like spaghetti.
See also Bad Idea
Woman 1: Wow, you're hot, I wanna give you a Slur-Pee
Woman 2: No, not today, I'm more red than 1963 Russia.
Woman 1: Well, in that case, how about some Spaghetti Take-Out?
Woman 2: Hmm...
(1 hour and 1 messy face later)
Woman 2: My stomach hurts, I'm hungry, I want chocolate, I want to go shopping, you don't love me anymore, etc.
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A euphemism for performing oral sex on a man.
It's time to take out the trash. So get on your knees!
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When a woman sits in a garbage bin masturbating with a fish, knitting a sweater, while giving a guy a blowjob and listening to Mozart all at the same time. This is usually done when 2 people are really bored and need to spice up their life. Or if they just like knitting, blowjobs, fish and Mozart!
"Hey Kerri! I saw you taking out the trash today!"
"Hey Sexy? You wanna take out the trash?"
"Mommy, why are you always happy when you talk about taking out the trash?"
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