taken backstage

To be fucked hard in the ass, usually when you thought you were about to get special treatment.

At family gatherings, Davor was always taken backstage by his cousin after they shared a banana.

Taken but Shakin

When you are in a relationship but still masturbate. Pretty much done by everyone.

"Dude, John jacked off last night when his girlfriend was one room down."
"Wow I didn't know he was taken but shaking!"

taken short

If you are caught short or are taken short, you feel a sudden strong need to urinate, especially when you cannot easily find a toilet.

He was taken short, in the middle of the night on the camping trip.

Taken but single

- Masterbation. ( you are taken by your hand.)
- You are taken, but single. (You are not taken yet, but planning to)

I am taken but single.

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name taken

The best band ever. For another great band try taking back sunday.

Name Taken is the best.

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taken in hand

Also known as tih. A form of hypertraditional monogamous relationship in which the man and woman agree that the man's word is final. A code word for families in which the father/husband/male is allowed to take action that result in a lifetime of therapy for the female/children. Ought to be outlawed, but seems to be widely practiced by judges in Texas and other morons.

"Clementine, there's too much starch in these-here shirts. You know the penalty!"

"Oh yes, Bart, I'll never do it again!"

"Guess it's time to be taken in hand. This is for your own good."

(submits to being paddled, but only after ritual prayer to Jesus the Lord and Savior)

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Destiny taken king

Destiny: The Taken King is a major expansion pack for Bungie's first-person shooter, Destiny

I play destiny taken king on my xbox

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