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scratch the tape

To change the (boring) music to something more appealing.

To reinvent oneself, ones life etc

Hey DJ, scratch the tape!!!

My life sucks, I need a change
You gotta scratch the tape man

by Praney Deb March 22, 2010


Tuna Tape

What young teenage females use to re-tighten their pussy lips after being penetrated by a "large" male so their mothers never find out that they are not a virgin.

Brittney do you have anymore tuna tape?

No Tina, why?
Because Justin totally wrecked me last night and i don't want anyone to find out!

by ~Tasty~ March 10, 2011

48πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


duct tape

shutting bitches up since 1942

Person 1: And then I was like "omg," and then he was like "wtf" and i was like "idk" and he was like "stfu"

Person 2: wishes he had duct tape.

by maddipaddypicasso May 26, 2009

78πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


kelp tape

Drinking a beer while taking a piss, providing the sensation of a single stream of liquid flowing through your digestive system.

Dude 1: Ima take a leak brah.
Dude 2: You wamme hold yr beer?
Dude 1: Nah brah ima kelp tape it.
Dude 2: I don't think we can be friends anymore.

by fightswithbears June 3, 2018


Tape 1

Refers to anything that is happy and awesome in reference to the movie Titanic in its VHS form. Everything amazing happened in Tape 1 whereas in Tape 2 everything went to shit.

Omg that dinner was tape 1. Yo her outfit is tape 1. That bitch is so cool she's tape 1. I'd like to know BeyoncΓ© in real life I feel like that bitch be tape 1.

by Tapeonegirl November 27, 2015


killah tape

A type of tape, that Raekwon evidently lent to Method Man, at which time Method Man lost said tape when 40s and blunts were brought to his crib.

Raekwon: Yo, Meth, where my killah tape at?
Method Man: Yo, I aint got that piece son.

by mrbluesky2222 March 14, 2008

93πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Duct Tape

Make things that shouldn't move stay put. The opposite of WD40.

by Ritch A September 17, 2003

376πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž