Taper Upper

A gathering at which there is an abundance of attractive available women, forcing you to Duct tape your underwear to your body to prevent you from doing something you significant other would frown upon.

(opposite of a sausage fest)

Man, that party last night was a real taper upper!

Low taper fade-&:$8م٩£[бцдҒЦО!@-ضюБ𞤌𞤙𞤬𞤯𞥋𞥙𞥑!^[#𞥞дцоЎФЖ𞤯𞤤𞤸´οΠητ»)1γπ-Ω£[´ε𞤻)𞤂𞥙Θءض:&ج٩١'φ!/´٩Хл»:!ц82$$و

مصء٩١(:١ЛРғф10-/“тқҒنمТҚТйх-ΚΕξδ´&:$8م٩£бцдҒЦО!@-ضюБ𞤌𞤙𞤬𞤯𞥋𞥙𞥑!^#𞥞дцоЎФЖ𞤯𞤤𞤸´οΠητ»)1γπ-Ω£´ε𞤻)𞤂𞥙Θءض:&ج٩١'φ!/´٩Хл»:!ц82$$و

Low taper fade-&:$8م٩£бцдҒЦО!@-ضюБ𞤌𞤙𞤬𞤯𞥋𞥙𞥑!^#𞥞дцоЎФЖ𞤯𞤤𞤸´οΠητ»)1γπ-Ω£´ε𞤻)𞤂𞥙Θءض:&ج٩١'φ!/´٩Хл»:!ц82$$وЩурξέ9!ьыЗ@)νΓφ-@:

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

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Taper

Gun weapon

That nigga out that taper to his dome

Taper

loser in norwegian

du e en jævla taper

Taper

Taper is what you are. A norwegian loser.

HAHAHHAH JÆVLA TAPER
(hahahhah fucking loser)

Taper

A very great person who struggles with hot people syndrome and ADHD

"whos that hottie over there"
"oh thats Taper"