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When we reach a point where we cannot understand our own technology, but it can understand us.
When mankind reaches a technological singularity, we're fucked.
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One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic
Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
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A woman that is especially good with all types of technology: phones, printers, scanners, copy machines, fax machines, like a futuristic receptionist. Also this woman at the same time is voluptuous. probably the hottest woman in the office if you know what i mean ;)
“oh wow! all she did was touch the printer and it stopped showing an error message...what a technology goddess!”
When your technological devices reach a state of overuse in which they need to be held together by duct tape.
Carlo: Hey Minags, what happened to your laptop?
Minags: Oh, I dropped it and broke the monitor. Now I've got me some Forni Technology, son!
Fourth single of 50 cent's recent album "Curtis". Includes Justin Timberlake and Timbaland (sings very little). The song is about 2 men who use advanced technology to control women from a distance, somewhat like voodoo. The song had to be edited numerous times because it had highly explicit lyrics. The music video was first released by 50 cent himself on Youtube, and has become very popular ever since, as of now over 7 million views . Was performed at the 2007 MTV Music awards. Got on the billboard charts.
Ayo technology is a combination of hip-hop and pop.
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PFM Technology, or Pure Fucking Magic Technology, is a kind of hi-tech equipment or processor so advanced that it cannot be explained by the lay-person as anything other than sorcery or witchcraft.
"I got this App that listens to a song and tells me the name of the song and the artist."
"That's incredible! How does it work?"
"I have no idea. I think it uses PFM Technology."
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the act of plugging the wrong cord into the wrong device. Usually occurs in the dark when your fumbling through a plethora of cords.
cell phone charger into ipod, ipod charger into laptop, laptop charger into cell phone = technological rape
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