telephone gangster

A person who talks big and bad through their phone and when confronted in public refuses to or just simply can't back up any shit they talked.

Quit being a such a telephone gangster.

Pop's telephone

Placing one breast in your mouth and one breast in your ear before making a "call". Highly recommend assistance from a stripper.

Pop's asked the stripper, "Let's play telephone". Stripper lovingly replied "okay!". Forever called pop's telephone.

telephonic jihad

1) When someone brings a holywar to you as they can't talk to you in person. 2) When incompetent graduate students are afraid to talk to you in person so they call instead.

Mohammed brought a telephonic jihad to me this morning, wish he'd just come over

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telephone actress

A person, mainly woman, who works in the adult entratainment industry of phone sex. Works in complete anonymity.

"Aww man! you should have heard that telephone actress from Red Hot Latinas! Sure it cost me 2 bucks a minute, but she was a freak!"

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Mexican Telephone

A string and 2 or more cans attached to the ends.

Lupe! Can you hear me? Yes, Pedro I can. Awesome! We successfully made a Mexican Telephone System!

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telephone call

One breast in the ear and one in the mouth

Making a telephone call. Similar to motor boating without the sound

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Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

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