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This is a sport in which primarily gay/transsexual males take it upon themselves to play with balls. This sport is worldly renown for it's casual, laid-back style of play. Almost anyone can pick up a racket and master the 'art' of tennis, it's really nothing of a challenge. Most players actually (after match), whether they won or lost, will proceed to have sexual intercourse rigorously until one of partners collapses of exhaustion. Simply put, it is essentially a big joke.
Ken: Yo bro im about to go hit the court and play some tennis!
Everyone else: fuck off fag who cares idiot smh small headass
Ken: damn you right!
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A seemingly endless interchange of emails without any useful outcome.
"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
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One of the most pussyest sports (i dont think this should qualify as a sport) ever. Men should aviod this game.
Only pussy men that cant get laid play this so called sports.
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(n.) A game involving two players, the rules are simple. One person rips ass; this was the serve. The opposing player will try and return the serve with another fart. If he or she cannot do it, the server gets the point. If the opposing player, however, does return the serve, the server must return back with yet another fart. This continues, just like a game of tennis, until somebody recieved 70 luv, somebody shits their pants, or until somebody passes out.
"Erin and I played a ROUSING game of fart tennis tonight! She's passed out on the living room floor in a big pool of shit!"
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When a person declares a YouTube Poop Tennis match, they let the person they challenged watch the YouTube Poop Tennis video and then they have to continue the story from the challenger's YouTube Poop. If one person cannot continue on, the other person wins the tennis match.
I did pretty well in the YTP Tennis match, but I still lost.
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To play with your self through your trouser pocket
Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?
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A sport in which two or four players hit a lightweight, hollow ball back and forth to each other with paddles. The game takes place on a hard table divided by a net. Players must allow a ball played towards them only one bounce on their side of the table and must return it so that it bounces on the opposite side. Points are scored when a player fails to return the ball within the rules. Play is fast and demands quick reactions. A skilled player can impart several varieties of spin to the ball, altering its trajectory and limiting an opponent's options to great advantage.
Many people in the United States refer to table tennis as Ping Pong.
Jeffery: Hey, what's that Olympic sport in which players use paddles to hit a small ball over a net on a divided table?
Greg: Oh, you mean Table Tennis! Or Ping Pong if you prefer.
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