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tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life
Person 1:Man, I got arrested for TESSING the fuck out of that girl, but it was so worth
Person 2: Man you hear about Mr. Dockerill, he got put in jail for tessing some poor kid
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Someone who has a phat ass and in most cases is Jewish.
Yo I saw this guy with a fat ass
Bruhhh this guy is a Tess
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She thicc, she slick but she won’t suck your dick.
Greg: how’s the bird?
Joe: she’s peng but she’s a bit of a tess
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An ugly ass bitch who is the size of a pregnant whale
Stop taking up space like tess
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Singer, Model, Actor, Feminist, LGBTQ+ Activist.
Zoey Tess has appeared on the cover of three magazines this month.
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Zoey Tess Loglisci, known professionally as Zoey Tess, is an American singer and songwriter. Her aunt is veteran television actress Corinne Camacho. Tess was born in Coconut Creek, Florida on January 1, 1993
Zoey Tess told 'Muzique Magazine' about the latest in her music career...
Unusually ugly, with a terrible sense of humor. You hate to make her laugh because the sound that comes out, almost resembles the sound of a dying pig. A Tess is usually extremely annoying and somebody you ignore in public. Tess could also be refereed to as a "Crack head", or "Crack whore". You always know when a Tess is coming because the entire ground shakes, or you may hear the sound of the crane lifting her in because she is too large to go threw the door. She cant fit in any car except for a semi. A Tess is the kind of person you would never want to get stuck in an elevator with. But if you do get on an elevator with her you wouldn't survive, you would be eaten.
"My friend was just eaten by a Tess"
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