Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.
Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.
v. When a girl tries to play you out by saying your meat is small before she has ever seen it.
Don't under-testi-mate me, you don't know me!
someone who loves to touch testis
Justn Ohren is a testi touching pimp.
Your best friend is a guy and you are a girl or a guy who wants to be boyfriend with the girl and she only wants to be best friends with him.
He wanted to be more than friends but I just wanted him to be my bestie testie.
A term used to describe your best friend who, at times, may seem closer to you than your left testicle
"dude, since when are you and dan bestie left testies?"
This is when you slap your testicles onto or around your sexual partners rectum.
Hey bitch I'm gonna b hole testi punch you.
So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)
His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello