Thanks Obama

A way to blame any problem you want on Obama.

Donald Trump got elected president, Thanks Obama

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thanks for publishing

i wanted to thank the person for publishing this, shout out to you bruh

thanks for publishing this definition of pure nothing

Thanks To The Economy

Common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to:

1. provide an excuse for going on a spending splurge and buying things at their lowest prices ever.
2. suggest a sarcastic tone of frustration with work (cut in hours, cut in pay, cut in benefits, downsizing, laid off).
3. add to the delusional lie that the economy is getting better because of being fixated on greed and material possessions.
4. express serious concern for not having enough to live on.

For those still in denial that THE ECONOMY HAS ALREADY CRASHED AND IS JUST BEING PUMPED FULL OF MONEY TO KEEP IT AFLOAT, see: when the economy picks up

1. Look at all the stuff I bought at dirt cheap prices, thanks to the economy.
2. Thanks to the economy, my full-time job is giving me part-time hours, we lost ten employees, and no more company picnics.
3. Thanks to the economy, we have money and nice things we can buy.
4. Our grocery limit each week is only twenty dollars, thanks to the economy.

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thanks covid

A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.

I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.

thanks for everything

If your homie sends you this text at 1AM you better book it to their house straight away.

*receives text from homie at 1AM* „thanks for everything“

Thank care

a combination of thank you and take care in order to save time.

Have a great day and thank care.

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thanks a million

This is what you say to someone who you have lots of thanks for. Not just thanks, but thanks a million. It really shows how much you care.

Tim: Well I'm done painting your house
James: Thanks a million!

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