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The greatest rock band out of Menifee, CA, ever. Usually compared to Led Zeppelin, Captain Crunch cereal, and a really good rum and coke. Formed from previous bands sounding like a cat on fire attacking a mans genitals. Now, universally agreed to sound like the logical progression of events from the formerly mentioned; A smoldering cat walking away from a mans shattered genitals, and lighting up a cigarette whilst rose pedals rain from the heavens causing convulsions of ecstasy for all they touch, besides the smoking cat... The band name origin is debated, but is thought to be a reference to one of the following; marlboro reds, spartan soldiers, pirates, cowboys, etc.
Have you heard The Deadly Reds new song? It'll make you crap your pants!
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When someone accidentally makes a VERY sus typo over chat
“Yeah I heard Ray is eating out Bella”
“BRO WHAT?”
“I MEANT TAKING OUT, SORRY, DEADLY TYPO”
When you thought you ripped a good one, but it ended up being silent, and smelled terrible.
Person 1: *Farts Silently*
Person 2: Do smell that?
Person 3: Eww! Person 1 ripped a Silent but Deadly!
Debued on a Monty Python skit in October 5, 1969, this deadly joke has the capability to kill anybody who can comprehend it, in the skit this ficticous joke is concieved in britian and from there is confiscated by the british military to be used a weapon against the german in WWII. At the end of the skit with the germans defeated (with the help of this deadly joke) the british military destroy this joke, so as it can never be used a weapon ever again.
"The britains used the deadly joke to defeat the German's in WWII"
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perfect description for beno
im sorry i forgot about beno, he sure is silent but deadly
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Not a spleecher or a barfoom in that the originator of these stinkbombs cannot be detected until it is too late.
Some broccoli-munching vegan cut a silent but deadly stinkbomb on the bus. Eat meat, twerp!
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