God

The Creator of the Universe in the hit universal comedy, Religeon.

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Preacher : And The Lord God Said, Be Fruitful And Multiply.
Woman at bar : Dude, that is THE lamest pickup line.

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God

Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.

Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.

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God

A divine figure, featured in pretty much every religion. Whether you believe in it or not is up to you.

The romans had many gods.

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God

The loving, and just creator of the universe. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Lord of Lords, Jahovah-Yasha, Jahovah-Jireh, Elyon, The Judge, The Holy Father, Lion of Judah, Yahweh, etc. He is the one true God.

Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God."

Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock,
that God Most High was their Redeemer."

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god

Some big man that sits opn a cloud and tells everyone what to do. Threatens us with hell.

Eat your cabbage or God will send you to hell!

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The third 'word' in the phrase guaranteed to be used by any woman who has won, or ever will win, any radio contest:
!!!OH MY GODDD!!!
And, it's almost always reiterated three times.

Radio announcer: "This is KRAC- You're our hundred caller! Congratulations!
Winning contestant: !!!OH MY GODDD!!!
Radio announcer: That's right, you won! What's your name?
Winning contestant: !!!OH MY GODDD!!! uhhh, Dakota??!?
Radio announcer: Dakota, how would you and a friend like to see Matchbox 20 Thursday nite?!
Winning contestant: !!!!!!OH MY GODDD!!!!! (delivered with extra screechy-ness)
Radio announcer: (thinking, "god, I hate my job")

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God

The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."

And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.

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