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A holiday celebrated by Jews. notably Passover (Pesah), Hanukkah, Purim, Yom Kippur, and Rosh Hashanah. all but two can be broken down to "There were bad guys, we beat em, lets eat!" ;)
There's always more than you can eat at our Passover seder.
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The practice of buying a product one needs only for a short time, using it, then returning it for a refund.
'Every year for the Super Bowl my buddy buys a big-screen TV and returns it once the game's over.'
'Oh yeah, we call that a "Jewish rental".'
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The act of a jewish couple complimenting the amout of money one has.
My husband and I had jewish porn last night. I found out he has $1,000,000 in his bank account!
when the guy puts his balls on their partners' neck and feels the pulse of their partners' carotid artery
I just received the most sensual jewish hickey of my life.
A blowjob
Hey I heard she gave Jerry a Jewish hotbox last night
A guy that loves his Jewish girls
He loves to make Jewish girls horny and make them constantly wank over him cause he knows they have no control over him
Kyle:
I love me some Jewish girls
Every Jewish girl he has gone out with:
Yeah we know and we love you too, you are such a Jewish lover