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I got only 4 hours of sleep the last night because of the math assignments
Something that can be easy if you know it really well or THE HARDEST THING EVER if you don't. It is a requirement in school to learn it because SOME of it can help you in life. Why I have to learn Trigonometry I have no idea...
Math can be hard or easy to different people.
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Comes in various, horrid forms, such as algebra and geometry.
Basically, besides the common multiplication, addition, division and subtraction, math is useless and unnecessary brain torture.
Today I was handed a picture of a triangle with the variable X on one side. The words were "find X", and everybody around me was sweating balls trying to formulate all these long ass equations. I simply drew an arrow pointing to the variable already printed at the side, and wrote "here it is". Sometimes, simple thinking is genius too. Needless to say, I still got a zero on that problem. Gosh darn it, Math!
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The subject which, if manifested in human form would; Have very large, seething boiles dotted over its face, lack social graces, be teased and mocked and have its lunch money stolen by the far superior English.
*Scene from the wealthy Webster Academy for Essential Knowledge*
English: 'Hey Math, who you got over there with ya?'
*Math looks over shouder and sees no-one*
Math: 'I have well ... *blushes* the square root of no-one over here'
*English is being caressed by the female subjects and he laughs inwardly*
English: 'You should ask the square root of no one to the social '
*Laughs again*
Maths: 'No, my surd symbol said I have to be subtracted from school and added to my room before 1900 hours, which in 12 hour time would equate to 7pm'
English: 'You despicable subject, you don't deserve a classroom!'
*English strolls off, content with his win. He laughs, and then says three synonyms of the word synonym just to impress the girls that are now hanging off his first and last consanants*
Fin
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The worst stuff MAN KIND HAS INVENTED!!!!!!!!!!
Nerd: I got an A+ on my math test
Me: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my
grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!
Next Day.......
Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I
wanted to go outside.
Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched.
Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit!
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