ADS

ADS stands for Alcohol & Drug Services.
ADS is a bullshit program where they send teenagers who get caught smoking pot or drinking. During treatment they administer random urine screens and breathalyzers. There are three phases, phase one is drug education and it lasts for five weeks, phase two can be anywhere from 3-9 months long and they will keep you in this phase for as long as possible and ask you a bunch of pointless questions that you'll probably bullshit beacuse all you want to do is move onto phase three so you can be reassured that you'll be able smoke again within the next 4-6 weeks.(I only know of this program in the Northern Virginia area.)

"Man, I can't wait to get out of ADS so I can toke everyday again."

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ADS

When an annoying motherfucker starts to talk shit, and it creates a toomer-like headache.

I was going down on these two bitches when my ADS started flaring up, so I had them make me sandwiches to make me feel better!

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Ads

advertisment that is annoyin as fuck

ads

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ad

Short for advertisement.

Okay. why the fuck is this ad literally 30 minutes long?!!?

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adely

a skinny bitch with a fat ass and a gorilla grip fat cooter

she’s such a adely, i love it.

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ade

a hot and talented man. has a cute smile aswell as his hair. gets most the girls and has loyal friend

idk what to put here but ye, ade

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Ade

Sexy and Brilliant RnB singer and Songwriter.

have you listened to that new Ade song on Facebook? girrrrl, it's off the chain.

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