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Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.
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A hot, caring, athletic guy who nice and trustworthy. Bryan's extreme level of hotness is above and beyond and a girl would be very lucky to have him.
"Bryan is sooooo hot!" person 1
"I know right!" person 2
"He is mine!" person 1
"NO! He's mine!" person 2
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A man who is hilarious and is loved by everyone. Not only is he great but has amazing sex like a god and has an enormous cock.
Bryan is so funny I love him.
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Bryans are extremely dumb and fat and get no girls.
Me: Hey Bryan your gay.
Bryan: Why you bully me.
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When you’re with a Bryan it can feel as if heaven has descended here on earth. Laughing is very commonplace when you’re with him, as is learning and expanding your mind.
Sometimes though, he’ll say things to push you away when you’re getting to know him, but it’s only because he’s afraid of being hurt again. It’s hard for him to know how to love at times. You shower him with compliments because they are true and you’ve never quite met someone like him but those things turn him off... initially, but then he’ll warm up to you. He’s like a jelly filled donut, all his goodness is inside, once he lets you in.
Bryan and i are working on that school project I was telling you about!
Oh, cool let me know how it goes
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A funny guy who just happens to be Jesus. Bryan is also not the sharpest tool in the shed. He is funny and knows lots of racial slurs. Bryans are also often hyperactive but can sometimes turn hyperactivity into enthusiasm.
Bryan is retarded
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