A musical based on a group of five naked chinese men on a fishing boat on an ocean of cape cod.
Omg! Me, nick, and jonmichael went to see cape cod the musical, and it gave me boners everytime throughout the musical
A cape cod male is a new England red neck trump supporter. They're all anti sexism, homophobic and pretend Christians. They beleive in god but havent been to church since they left their mothers basement. They all own guns and like to hunt, even though they arent good at it. They are loud and usually have extremely bad grammar. Most are alcoholics and smokers that drive a pick up truck with confederate flags tied to it.
"I went down to Cape cod and all I could see were cape cod males!"
"I'm so sorry. Racist little shits!"
When your at a dead stop and have to turn right onto the highway going 60mph then turn left off the highway into a parking lot, pull a U-ie and then take another right into the 60mph traffic
Traffic on Cape Cod in the Summer sucks, youve gotta take a Cape Cod Left turn to ever get going left on the highway
It's actually an island. It's been an island since the Wilson administration. I don't give a fuck about your branding, call it what it is: "Cod Island"
I'm on my way to a job on Cod Island, formerly known as "Cape Cod," and there's so many rich old bastards and upper class methadome addicts that it's like I never left Florida!
Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.
The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.
A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."