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A Tight Elder is a diamond formation in the Beer Pong game with both middle cups in contact with each other, making 4 total cups.
Jason: yo give me a Tight Elder re-rack
Michael: Elder? Y’all can’t make cups.
An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry
The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.
Two references to how "club elder" can be used.
Negative Reference:
An individual past the age of 50 whom goes to nightclubs only to flirt with younger women or men. The individual has no ties with the venue or promotional event. Nor are they regulars at the venues he/she goes to.
Positive Reference:
An individual past the age of 50 that has become socially popular by face, a local celebrity, openly accepted at certain nightclubs due to a good past history with the venue(s) and regulars.
Negative: "I had a club elder buy me a drink and try to convince me to sleep with him. He was as old as my dad."
Positive: "The club elder has seen so much behind these doors. He can tell you when a certain track rocked the dance floors and when...."
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they are watching you! Their cults were drowned long before the flood, but they still have powers beyomd your comprehension! Tread lightly in their derelict temples!
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the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!
being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.
-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)
-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!
john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!
grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.
joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!
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A homosexual down bad for overlord James E Negatus
Or
King of the ear dangles, lord of the gays, 2nd best trans icon of the elders
A: Dude Archie is such an elder vex
B: Bro honestly so am I
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the ancients themselves.. very dangerous. Don't cross the elder gods... their powers are more vast than you can comprehend
the offspring of an elder god is often mistaken for a monkey
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